Dragon’s Kiss

After eating spicy noodles, you fart while the fan is on and the smell comes back and kisses you.

I was awoken by the sounds of thunder on a warm summer evening only to realize I had been slain by a dragon’s kiss.

by Bald Ego September 21, 2022

dragoned

Something that became a dragon in the past

“the dragoned orange” ( the orange turned into a dragon )

by unfunnyperson April 23, 2021

pussy dragon jujitsu

When an unshaved woman leg locks a man's head as he's eating her out she then rolls over flipping the man on his back and rides his face until she squirts up his nose making her secretions come out the man's mouth.

Last might my girlfriend did the pussy dragon jujitsu to me.

by Pussy dragon jujitsu December 28, 2024

imagine dragon

Its a band. Look at the sentence for more information.

Imagine dragon deez nuts across your face.

by noodlesucker_69420 January 6, 2022

Party Dragon

Noun

Party / (ˈpɑ tɪ) /
Dragon /ˈdraɡ(ə)n/
A title to describe an idiot who does flaming shots incorrectly. An unexpected fire often ensues.
The best Party Dragon doesn't spill on their face, but rather inhales the air/alcohol mixture then breathes out to shoot the flame onto surrounding objects and other bruhs.

Whoahh! Kyle lit up the whole living room after that shot of Everclear fired outta his lungs. Bruh's a Party Dragon!!

by Zakatticus November 17, 2023

blaze dragon

Someone who smokes all your pot.

I hated living with that guy. He was such a blaze dragon, an ounce wouldn’t last me a week if he was around.

by Adamius November 30, 2021

Dragon Land

A mobile game that actually could've lived up to the standards of a Spyro successor that we should've been getting after the fuckery that's Skylanders and Activision's greed, but NOOOO. Socialpoint seems so stuck up on making the game for themselves and ONLY for themselves! Dragon Land gets the most bs updates that somehow make Ubisoft golden in comparison -- updates that make each episode shorter, updates that move levels to episodes you have to unlock with gems (the bs mobile kind), and updates that force half-day level-up times for when you max out your dragon -- all for the sake of "improvement." I don't know what's worse anymore - Skylanders, the game that fucked up one of PlayStation's rising stars, or this game, the game that could no longer make itself a good Spyro game if it tried.

Spyro: "You done fucked up, Dragon Land. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL FREE, NOT FEEL THE BURN!"

by ShutUpImMe June 7, 2016