dick strong

Is the concept of not being able to move the penis it's so erect nothing will phase its structure. Can go through anything in its way.

Ex: "Alan was so dick strong he destroyed Angel during sex"

by PioneerBrad423 February 13, 2015

Dick Fuld

A Fucking prick who is known for causing the fucking recession and being a retard. Fuckhead served as CEO of Lehman Brothers and oversaw the bankruptcy bigger than a 5.3 inch dick

I hope they throw Dick Fuld in prison

by TheBillionaireLord February 16, 2018

dick squishy

Adjective to describe a soft, squishy ring of silicon used to rub one out.

My guys dick squishy needs to be retired, I'm constantly walking in on him jerking off with it.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Judas's Dick

When you are too drunk too fuck. In other words, when you drink so much that you are unable to achieve and/or maintain an erection.

Man, I picked up this super hot chick in a bar last night; but when we got back to my place, I had Judas's Dick!

by So crazy anonymous it hurts May 17, 2020

Dick in a shoe

Someone who is holding out on information that you want to know

"Hey Joey, stop being a dick in a shoe and tell us who you were banging last night then."

by macdaddyyodaddy December 13, 2014

dick pants

A pair of pants that are so tight one can see the outline of the penis inside the pants.

"Mike, why are you wearing those dick pants? It doesn't look too great with your schmedium shirt".

by Kk2787 September 22, 2019

Dick Otter

A human that you are excessively pissed off at, but you still have an undeniable desire to hold their hand like otters do when they don't want to float away from each other.

Damn it Kyle stop making me want to simultaneously punch you in the tit and skip through a field of wildflowers holding your hand! You're being such a dick otter!

by The Real Slim Tayde August 20, 2013