Marley C : is a person who has clinically small balls but an unusually large dong sometimes over 18 inches
This causes problems when he goes in public because it droops out of his trouser leg
He is a virgin and always will be because he has erectile dis-functions and has a dong too massive to fit
and likes to be creative when it comes to wanking ( usually likes to self blow or make a hole in my little pony teddies)
This causes problems when he goes in public because it droops out of his trouser leg
He is a virgin and always will be because he has erectile dis-functions and has a dong too massive to fit
and likes to be creative when it comes to wanking ( usually likes to self blow or make a hole in my little pony teddies)
by Jhkjbkjbkjbkbjk October 18, 2019
Get the Marley Cmug. by MrDeez_Vr November 21, 2023
Get the Ismael C.mug. just an average girl
she always wore a smile
she was cheerful and happy for a short while
now shes older things are getting colder
life's not what she thought
she wished someone had told her
she always wore a smile
she was cheerful and happy for a short while
now shes older things are getting colder
life's not what she thought
she wished someone had told her
by LaurenColotarci February 25, 2023
Get the Lauren Cmug. by pluto1024 November 29, 2020
Get the Cmug. At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating
Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*
by Canimexis May 28, 2021
Get the M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Qmug. by kjk April 26, 2020
Get the ellie cmug. The programming language you learn when you're too lazy to learn anything other than Python. Some people even attempt to tackle Unity C# before they've even written a hello world in C#.
YOU: "I like to make video games for a hobby!"
REAL PROGRAMMER: "Oh really!? What language?"
YOU: "C#"
REAL PROGRAMMER: "Oh sweet so whats your game engine look like?"
YOU: "I'm using Unity"
REAL PROGRAMMER: "... You're not trying to make a game in with Unity C# before actually learning C# or Java... are you?"
REAL PROGRAMMER: "Oh really!? What language?"
YOU: "C#"
REAL PROGRAMMER: "Oh sweet so whats your game engine look like?"
YOU: "I'm using Unity"
REAL PROGRAMMER: "... You're not trying to make a game in with Unity C# before actually learning C# or Java... are you?"
by DudeManEveryDefinition September 20, 2022
Get the Unity C#mug.