A butter substitute made of vegetal oils and frequently used as a spread. Sometimes its name is used as a humorous/sarcastic reference to a sub-par substitute to something.
<Eats a piece of toast>
- Just a moment, is it butter?
- No, it is "I can't believe it's not butter!"
- Well, *I* can believe it is not butter.
- Just a moment, is it butter?
- No, it is "I can't believe it's not butter!"
- Well, *I* can believe it is not butter.
by potatoninja August 27, 2015
Get the I can't believe it's not butter!mug. That strange, uncomfortable pressure you get in the back of your throat/chest after eating too much peanut butter.
"Dude I just ate 3 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I think I'm having a peanut butter heart attack!"
"Damn bro you need to chill out with the peanut butter."
"Damn bro you need to chill out with the peanut butter."
by optimus primed May 3, 2012
Get the peanut butter heart attackmug. When you yourself are stuck between two people that want you (be it sexually, emotionally, for a relationship, or simply due to territorial instinct), and consequently hate each other.
Works for either two women jealous of the other for being around one guy, or vice versa.
Works for either two women jealous of the other for being around one guy, or vice versa.
Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."
by N331 May 28, 2008
Get the Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwichmug. After Ashley was done giving Vinny head, she asked "Will you please shizzle your grundel butter on my face!"
by Vinny from NYC April 13, 2008
Get the shizzle your grundel buttermug. Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."
by IanE May 30, 2008
Get the Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwichmug. Man: I want to try something new to spice up our sex life.
Woman: What about a peanut butter hot dog?
Man:...I knew I married you for a reason.
Woman: What about a peanut butter hot dog?
Man:...I knew I married you for a reason.
by Klaus the Omnienthusiast August 31, 2013
Get the Peanut Butter Hot Dogmug. When you pull out and evenly distribute your load across the girl’s stomach, then jump on top of her and squirm around while yelling, “Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly!”
Me: Yo that chick I banged last night won’t text me back.
Bud: Wtf did you do?
Me: I don’t know, maybe she didn’t like the penis butter belly sandwich I made for her.
Bud: Wtf did you do?
Me: I don’t know, maybe she didn’t like the penis butter belly sandwich I made for her.
by daddyblast69 April 13, 2023
Get the Penis Butter Belly Sandwichmug.