Big Batty Bum Bum

Big batty bum bum ---> someone who has a large BATTY

"look over there, its louis, he has a BIG BATTY BUM BUM!"

by diamonz2 November 25, 2021

pokey bum wank

To enthusiastically throw some digits up your own arse while jerking off like a mad man

Fuck Hank loves a pokey bum wank as his standard way of getting off, think it's the prostrate contact he enjoys the most

by KenNeth Roote December 2, 2020

what the bum

"what the bum" is a phrase used jokingly and sometimes associated with brainrot.

think youre saying "erm what the freak" but instead youre saying "what the bum"

person 1: gets a cookie tray from subway and there's only half a cookie in there
also person 1: what the bum

by stellorcus August 13, 2024

Bum flosser

When your underwear that isn’t meant to be a thing turns into one and you can feel the slow wipe every step you take

Catholic mother: “Mary! Pull out your wedgie I can see your bum flosser!”

by Laurentheinnocent December 16, 2018

BUM STABBER

Bum Stabber. To stick one's phallus up somebody's back passage.

Jeremy, you really were a bum stabber last night. The phallus you placed up my bottom really cleared the passage.

by Ring pirate November 27, 2017

Bum Choppipng

The practice of harvesting fingers or toes from homeless people for the purpose of defrauding a fast food outlet. Practitioners place the harvested digit into a serving of fast food and then claim that the restaurant is at fault.

Bored and pennyless, Jim and Danny resorted to a bum-chopping scheme to try and bring in some cash.

by Wolf April 10, 2005

bumming

to “jerk off” or formally known to beat the meat

i sat and bed and started bumming my night away

by John Cast April 9, 2020