ninja bear runner

A variation of the common childhood game “rock, paper, scissors”. Ninja kills bear, bear kills runner, runner runs past ninja. Therefore, ninja wins over bear, bear wins over runner, runner wins over ninja.

While playing pool, the break was determined by ninja bear runner.

⚔️🐻🏃🏽 ♂️

by Sweet Tits with a K March 26, 2019

riders beared

Why are you even here don’t you have better things to do

Why are you still reading this
Riders beared

by Hryduahegsudhdhrhrudjdhdjwshhs April 16, 2019

Polar Bear

In the cold lovers series

A black skinned person that loves cold weather.

See Arctic Fox, Snow Leopard, Husky

That black dude always in a t-shirt when it's freezing is a Polar Bear

by Cold Lovers April 21, 2019

Sugar Bear

That one rabid bear that is the mascot of the cereal called 'Sugar Crisps'. The advertisements started in the 1950's, where he robbed an old lady of her Sugar Crisps. He can be defined as the first furry. He typically sings 'Can't get enough of those Sugar Crisps. Sugar Crisps, Sugar Crisps'.

Person 1: So did you see that-

Voice In The Distance: Can't get enough of those sugar crisps...

Person 2: Oh no, Sugar Bear has come for our Sugar Crisps

Person 1: RUN

Sugar Bear: Omae wou mou shindeiru

by Peter Krabs May 5, 2019

Ruben polar bear

Some gassed up kid who has 6 lighters , can’t handle his drink and blacks out on the train at work drinks, lives to roll about with dogs and say it’s windy while rolling a zoot

Bare gassed up Ruben polar bear

by Big h dog! December 11, 2019

Polar Bear Plunge

A sexual move a man performs upon his partner that takes great skill and precision, yet can be very detrimental if performed incorrectly. Just as a Polar Bear is on the hunt after a Seal upon the ice, when the Seal slips back into the hole in the ice, the Polar Bear’s hunt is not over. The Polar Bear in its fast and speedy pursuit leaps high, stalls mid air, then falls precisely into the hole.

This sex move is one that only the elite should perform. It’s not for beginners, or those whose coordination is lousy. If done correctly, It will undoubtedly take the breath away of the person whom the move was performed upon, and suddenly send them down a spiral of orgasmic state.

WARNING! If performed incorrectly, the effects upon the man will unvaryingly result in a trip to the hospital.

So I finally mustard up enough courage to try the Polar Bear Plunge on Bonnie last night. You should have seen her eyes!

by Benny Boy December 14, 2019

Care Bears

Way to say "Winnie the Pooh" and "My Little Pony" in one term.

Guy 1: Oh look! I found my two favorite Care Bears just lying around over there!

Guy 2: Uh, aren't those characters called Winnie the Pooh and Princess Celestia?

Guy 1: I'LL CALL THEM WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!

by TiggerCelestia06 December 15, 2019