alex cabrera

the most asian person you'll ever lay eyes on. it is said if you look directly at his asian eyes, you'll go asian yourself

guy 1: "look how asian Alex Cabrera is"
guy 2: "DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT HIM"

by diabeto June 24, 2014

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by Alex.Pinecone November 23, 2021

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Alex is amazing. Simply refreshing and refrescante.

Alex is listening to "Bacalhau À Portuguesa" by Quim Barreiros

by WixZ Refrescante November 22, 2021

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Alex and randy are not really friends

by Real Alberto July 5, 2022

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Harvey. This is a hidden love letter and I've had a cum shrine dedicated to your glorious, gargantuan acni infested balls hidden behind a moldy old sofa in my Granny's attic since the fall of 98 and should you make me your polite and peteat little housewife with a plucky arse I can promise that we will have many greasy, shark-nosed, crippled little fucks for years to come.

P.S. Grease makes great lube.

"Alex I am quivering in desperation for your chode to go so far down my throught that it bashes my lungs in" Said Harvey.

by Amozon Alexa September 26, 2022

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