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Fuck Chris

The Fuck Chris week will start October 3 Chris can’t do anything to you because its fuck Chris week
me: ITS FUCK CHRIS WEEK

chris: …
by ueiwskkdkekwlskdj September 4, 2023
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Chris

Someone who loves a cookie, one would describe a Chris as a real Cookie Monster.
You see that guy, he is a real Chris with those chocolate chip cookies.
by Tpert July 6, 2025
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Chris

A loving caring guy who is always up for an adventure. A Chris is the best kind of friend and an even better boyfriend. A Chris is always there to listen to your problems when you have a bad day. A Chris will go see a long boring musical with you just to hang out. In other words he is a very good looking dude with a funny attitude that you just cant help but to fall in love in love with.
Girl- Wait.. shes with a Chris!!! How lucky is she...
by Mr. Chairwasalreadytaken September 9, 2016
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chris

chris is so pretty and has brown eyes with curly hair but not to curly hes 15 and hes super funny and cute and dumb hes super handsome and i think hes super amazing
Chris is an amazing boyfriend
btw gud is better then good and mal sucks
by Jocelynsfav August 20, 2022
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chris

a person who tells his friends to get on and then ignores them when they finally do
chris: "wanna play?"
anyone else: "fuck you you're gonna ignore us"
by humongousballs April 22, 2022
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chris bishop

Christopher's tend to by shy individuals, but don't be fooled: when a Christopher emerges from his shell, it is like seeing the brightest, heart-warming rays of sunshine, on a rainy, cloud-besmirched day. Once you know him, you'll discover that he's one of the most thoughtful, witty, intelligent people that you will ever encounter. Arguments and debates are his strong points He makes you smile, and laugh inadvertently- you don't even realise you're smiling, until he points it out with a magical, charming chuckle, in his voice.

Girl: I wish my guy could be more like Christopher.CVery talented and passionate about what he does. He strives and doesn't give up. Christopher's usually get to know one girl and then date her for a long period of time. They prefer a long solid relationships.

Stella:"Hey remember Christopher?"

Lucy:"From summer? yeah what about him?"

Stella:"He's my favorite."Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice.
by hell god ss December 5, 2017
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Chris

Biggest bitch and crybaby usually has a small penis and sucks dick for free
by Yuwiifude27 April 29, 2019
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