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the tweener 

Tw-EE-ner
/noun./

The act of one friend pissing in between the legs of another friend's while said friend is sitting on the toilet poo'ing.
Greg and I performed the tweener after I had an intense Chipotle attack.
the tweener by mrpopperspenguin August 1, 2012

The Tennent's Challenge 

The challenge consists of having to drink four cans of Super Tennent's Lager in 4 minutes or under.

A right of passage for the young and practiced mainly with the under class.

The best way to get wrecked for under £6 - an opinion held by many!
mate, i've got a ten sheet, couple quid in my penny box time for The Tennent's Challenge?

The Traveler 

The act of farting in a womans purse and zipping it back up.
"The traveler" I gave the bitch some gas to go.
The Traveler by Willp May 30, 2013

The Theory of Cougartivity 

1.The Theory(or fact which every you prefer) That All Younger Men Like Cougars and All Cougars Love Younger Men.

2.That All Women Are Cougars At Heart.

3.That Cougars Are The Best Lovers, More Affectionate, Non Players Of Games, And Know How to Make Their Cubs Happy.

4. That Everything Leads to Or Is Done Because Of Cougars.
Guy 1 Hey Do You Like My New Car?

Guy 2 Wow Did You Get It As A Graduation Gift?

Guy 1 Well That And Because The Cougars Love It!

Guy 2 Another Example Of The Theory of Cougartivity.

Guy 1 That Is Right, I Love Cougars.

the third lore

the third lore (law) of gaming stating that if you're a lower level than me you're a noob and if you're a higher level than me, you have no life
person 1 - hey look that guy has no life
person 2 - yeah lol
person 1 - and here's someone lower than me what a noob
person 2 - lol yeah, that's a perfect example of the third lore of gaming
the third lore by thesadonion October 30, 2013

The Twoot Formula 

The best way to maximize your facebook profile picture like amount.

One does not simply pull a twoot without being called a whore.
Steps:
1.) Self tag
2.) Change to same profile pic
3.) Change to same profile pic
4.) Change to same profile pic

This formula will guarantee at least a 1.5x increase on your facebook like amount.
-Hey dude you got so many likes on your profile pic!
-Yeah, wait till I use the twoot formula, it's gonna blow up!