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un-jesus

Something reprehensible or extraordinarily wrong.
Stealing money from a children's charity is un-jesus.
by RhiaW. February 15, 2022
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Jesus

The most beautiful name ever. He is more loving than words to describe and kinder than anyone ever. He is a great bestie and an amazing friend.
by Ilovelovesm November 23, 2021
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Jesus

Jesus is Lord. He loves you so much that he died for your sins, a painful, brutal death. He didn’t want to, but he didn’t want you to have to suffer what he did. He chose YOU. He chose LOVE.

He rose again and lives in our hearts. Now you don’t have to bear the pain that he did. He knew that you would curse him,mock him and sin against him. Regardless, that didn’t stop him from giving you a chance at heaven, a chance at a better life where no suffering or tears exist. I can promise you the love you’ve felt on this earth is nothing compared to his.

Tomorrow is not promised so use it wisely. May God guide you and bless you, Amen.💗
by Jesuschristisking December 21, 2024
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mother jesus

One beta that does stuff. Second in command right after Cyber. She does stuff, I guess.
Omg it’s Mother Jesus!
Kool!!!
by Peeha Auntie November 25, 2019
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Ryan (Jesus)

I've the body and power of Christ but my mind has been replaced with the the spawn of Satan
AHH have you seen Ryan (Jesus) over there
by NNN is for losers May 28, 2021
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pipe Jesus

Have you ever played team fortress 2 with Sani, he’s good with pipe grenades, one could say he’s pipe Jesus
by Spycrab505 December 25, 2022
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