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Top-shelving

When you pop a dip dipping tobacco in your upper lip.
His lower tray was raw so he embraced top-shelving a beaver pinch.
by hilarioyo January 21, 2016
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Top Five Vibes

When you vibe to hard. You make top ten
This cat kinda chill tho😯 he made the Top Five Vibes
by JewishMeister November 5, 2019
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Top Urgent

Something may or may not be important, but you are feeling an unstoppable desire to showcase how much of an asshole you can be by making it everyone else's problem. However you lack the authority and balls to actually get people to take notice of the situation. This is when you whip out phrases like Top Urgent.
This is a favourite email subject line used by Karens complaining about a misspelling on an automated newsletter, or by parents around the world who have lived miserable lives themselves and are now living vicariously through their children and making their lives miserable as well.
Email subject line by Karen -

TOP URGENT - My child was not included in the Children With Birthdays this month calendar, even though her birthday is next month
by #NotYourTherapist August 17, 2024
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tippy top

(In reference to sexual intercourse) When a shorter partner is topping a taller partner.
by queermunculus October 24, 2023
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Muffin top

An extremely rude insult to a person with an oversized midriff.

Can be used to discribe someone with a short blunt cock and small full-moon plate sized boobs.
You muffin top

Omg he must have a muffin top dick

Ewwww muffin top
by Seabass101 May 20, 2019
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Carrot top

A little ginger who lies about there age and they look like a leprechaun but they flash people
Oh look there’s the short annoying carrot top
by Tablecow7777777 May 25, 2021
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Top-toed

A woman who is vastly attractive to the outward eye but is shy and not aware/conscious of how beautiful she is.
“Wow. I’ve never met a person as top-toed as she is. What a fascinating young lady.”
by Olsacellist December 23, 2023
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