Couch potato

A lazy fucking shit who can’t get off his ass. These creatures don't eat veg or meat, only snax.

Look at this bitch ass fucking lazy ass fucking bitch cunt prick couch potato dude

by WhiteBoiNibba123 May 24, 2019

potato

A potato is very nice and sweet. A potato can also be mean and obnoxious. I can't decide.

"Look at that potato!"
"OMG she's such a potato"

by PotatoGoddess123 June 4, 2018

A potato

Flew around before you came.

ITS LITERALLY A POTATO ON A FAN SWINGING IN CIRCLES DUMBASS

by NACHOS69 December 7, 2021

Potato

Slang for a surpressor or silencer

.38 put 8 bullets in and spin it around

put a potato on the barrel bitch it wont make a sound.

by Crippincousin October 20, 2020

Potato dazzle

When someone takes a bite of potato kugel and swishes it around his mouth with soda

Shimmy did u just potato dazzle your food

by The jew gang April 16, 2020

Potato coffee

Some cringy ass kid who got held in anger and being strongest in the friend group (he’s being put in a slideshow on an account called @ggsp1r1tz1). You’ll see why

Potato coffee is not him and therefore getting touched up his bum 😭😭☝️☝️🍑🍑

by Daniel Larrison January 3, 2024

Potato Breakfast

The sad, flavorless, and often uncooked meal that most Russian citizens have come to know. Became popular after the widespread collapse of their economy and the mass exodus of food imports to their Motherland. This meal became increasingly more widespread starting middle of March, 2022 and lasted until the summer of 2060.

Sergey: did you see the Canadians and Brits get clapped by cruise missiles in Mauripol?

Juan-Carlos: no mames how was potato breakfast wei?

by Juancarloswei March 16, 2022