Potato Discount

When adding a product worth less than $2.99 makes your overall Amazon order cheaper.
Amazon has a $25 minimum for free overnight shipping — otherwise you have to pay $2.99 to get it shipped overnight. So if your subtotal is $22.01 - $24.99, you can add something cheap (such as a single potato) to push your cart over the limit and get it all for less than you'd have to pay with the overnight shipping fee.

I needed my order fast and didn’t want to pay $2.99 for overnight shipping, so I added a $0.69 potato to my cart. That Potato Discount saved me $2.56!

by Ghost Crow September 9, 2024

Potato Petiti

It's like comparing two things, and acting like they are the same even though they are not.

Alteration of "Potato, Potato (pronounced differently)"

Bro: Are you skibidi rizz or catholic?
Bro 2: Potato Petiti

by Catman311 November 26, 2024

Potato Monkey

Something that is completely nonsensical. Used in the Tally Hall song "Good Day".

"Everyone loves a potato monkey!" -Television voice #1

by Yee_Enjoyer June 18, 2024

Potatofy

To convert a pre Existing Object into a potato, to make Said Object into the likeness of a potato or add potato and or potato like traits and imagery to said object. when using it in the past tense use Potatofied

this term was first used in a minecraft discord server by a user named lawnmorel

I will Potatofy my Art project. and, I PotatoFied my Minecraft skin

by Pizza Crustader July 8, 2024

Potato Meap

throbbing Meaty Torp Gobbler or Goated DD (Dick Destroyer) gunboat commander.

Potato Meap

by DinosaurSlayer55 July 22, 2024

potatogenic

A photogenic potato. Or someone who is as photogenic as a potato.

"My selfies are so bad. I'm the opposite of photogenic. I'm potatogenic."
"We still love you! Now I'm hungry for potatoes."

by Potatogenic July 31, 2024

Potato

A Potato is the most POTATO-EST potato you would ever meet. EVER. Nobody is more POTATO than him. He is your BEST FRIEND and loves fighting people for no reason.

Guy1: Hey, Bro! You're such a Potato!
Guy2: *Emotional Sniff* Thanks, Bro...You're a potato too!
Guy1: POTATOES ARE THE BEST!
Farmer: I make Potatoes...

by Avada_Kedavra201263 August 25, 2024