mummy nut

When your testicles hurt from ejaculating too much.

Dude, I jerked off so much I think I gave myself mummy nut.

by fatland October 27, 2012

Oreo Nut

Someone who is simply wonderful, blissful, witty, and overall perfect <3 he/she is perfect, beautiful and is always there for you. Dont let an oreo nut go, you will regret it greatly. You even regret getting into small arguments. KEEP AN OREO NUT

Devon is my honey bunches of oreo nut.

by Alrightytighty04 June 26, 2019

Brown Nut

1) When an individual experiences brown discharge or ejaculate.

2) An exclamation of joy when something goes your way.

1) I've been experiencing some brown nut lately, I think I should talk to my doctor.

2) Person 1: Yo you see that game last night?

Person 2: Yeah man it was brown nut af!

by Brown Nut 69 May 3, 2017

deez nuts

a shit insult from 2021 made by a bunch of unfunny inbred american twats

deez nuts in yo mamas mouf

by americaslanderer January 16, 2022

nut nazi

Hardcore $lut

"man that girl from last night was a real nut nazi"

by Bigpurple15 January 12, 2016

sultana nuts

To have shrivelled testes due to abuse of anabolic steroids. (Australian colloquialism)

Wolfgang is sure pumped up, but he has sultana nuts from the 'roids.

by Matt from Aus January 25, 2008

Nut Joustin

The act of strapping young men with engorged jabberwalkies hunkin their junk in ALLLL the wrong directions

"Ay yo, I got dis itch tuh go nut jousting! You wanna cum?"
"Ay man, I got duh bad case of duh nut noms! Git it on!"

by Triwizard Tournament September 30, 2011