May 16th

Joesph Morgan aka the hottest person alive was born today

Dude what's so special about may 16th
Joesph morgan was born today you sicko

by Lizzzyyyy May 16, 2021

May 1st

national skinny dipping day... have fun

guy: take ur clothes off let’s have fun

girl: well i guess it’s may 1st

by kyleeadams April 10, 2021

May the Worst

May 1, 2023. When the standing bid is awarded for Fe d e x pilots. ( downgrades and displacements)

May the Worst, a day that will live in infamy!

by Баба яга April 15, 2023

May 5th

National send a booty pic day, also cinco de mayo

Oh my gosh its may 5th, yk what that means

by Caleb__021 May 4, 2022

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

May 12

International Cum on your BF/GF face

The day you give sloppy head with a messier facial.

You know what day it is?

May 12?

Yes

Ok, just not in my eyes

by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 6, 2024

May 7

make DeMaurier give u money

yo it's may 7 its payday for me
Ok

by Jdjxjzhxhzhsha May 7, 2022