May 8th

the day when a girl asks their crush out, and if you are a boy, you just hope its you

hey its May 8th so like im confessing that i like you and im gonna take you on a date because i feel like it (girl)
hey i wish a girl would ask me out (boy)

by skele ton May 03, 2022

May 8th

National say yes day
Pick someone who you know and they must answer yes to everything you ask in some way

Sharon, "tell me when u last has sex?"
Bailey, "no"
Sharon, "it's national say yes day (may 8th)"
Bailey, "oh yeah, it was with your brother yesterday"
Sharon, "wait what?"

by Bobtheconstructor May 08, 2024

May 8th

May 8th is the day your crush asks you out and hugs you

Crush:yo wanna go out it's may 8th
Me:bet.!

by May 8th May 08, 2025

May 8th

May 8th is national couple hoodie swap day! You must give your boyfriend one of your hoodies and he must give you one of his!

Gf: it’s may 8th

Bf: *gives hoodie*

Gf:*gives hoodie*

by Drakes minor May 07, 2025

May 8th

National give a gift to any Alice you know

Alice: it’s my birthday

Friend: omg I have to get you something

Alice: good cause you have to give any Alice a gift on may 8th

by Hsbdbdjdjdndndb March 18, 2021

may the fourth

on this day, anyone who knows zakwan must give him food. if you're rich, football boots please.

"today is may the fourth! I will give zakwan food!"

by oleinthemud December 04, 2021

Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.

Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

Person one: what the fuck are you on about

by MFG.24 June 06, 2025