May 24th

Kick someone in the ball's day

Person 1: Come here~
Person 2: why?
Person 1: so I can kick you in the balls ofc
Person 2: aw man its may 24th again...

by Cheeseburgerman2425 May 24, 2024

Mai nuts

Squishy things

These are Mai nuts

by Bigggie bawls February 27, 2021

The May Turn

Anyone who realises what they have just said or done has gone down like a lead balloon and does the May turn faster than Johan Cruyff.

I will be a difficult woman and push for a hard Brexit, no, I'm doing the May Turn please, please, please prop up my government.

by waynemeister June 10, 2017

May 11

On May 11 you can ask any one to fuck and they have to say yes.

Boy:”Hey can we fuck?”
Girl:”Ew no”
Boy:”But it’s may 11”
Girl:”Ok let’s fuck”

by Ur mom 300 May 11, 2023

Huong Mai

A Vietnamese girl who lives emotionally with the power of making simple things complicated.

I tried to explain that there was nothing serious, but she still became a Huong Mai

by oebod November 21, 2021

31 may

this girl is the most amazing/smart/perfect .defently named Beth and realy cool and verry beautiful

Mmmm

Hmmm
Mmmm
Hmmm

Let's get it

She the best thing I have ever seen
The brightest star on the biggest screen shining for ever no matter the weather, your beautiful and clever so I will never take my eyes of yooo your so fucking coool oool oool

Mmmmm
Hmmmm
Mmmmm

How do you like me back I'm not that guy that's a fact now I'm not on track love in my eyes I'm never going back mmmm

You personality is so amazing makes my heart go racing I'm now shaking From the pain your making
Now I get, I'm in love now I get, so in love

She the best thing I have ever seen
The brightest star on the biggest screen shining for ever no matter the weather, your beautiful and clever so I will never take my eyes of yooo your so fucking coool

She the best thing I have ever seen
The brightest star on the biggest screen shining for ever no matter the weather, your beautiful and clever so I will never take my eyes of yooo your so fucking coool

I'm in love yea yea
So in love yea yeaaa

ayoo that girl is so cool and beautiful must be born on the 31 may and called beth

by im just better ok January 8, 2022

May 30th

Shower with your girlfriend day

Oh man Sydney we should take a shower it's may 30th .

by anonymous May 30, 2024