jack-ting

acting in a way that prioritizes physical attractiveness over giving a genuine performance. Coined by Jack McFarland.

JACK: Finally, somebody makes Death of a Salesman watchable.
RUSSELL: I don't remember there being a kiss between the brothers.
JACK: That's the difference between acting the play and Jack-ting the play.

by Rory_71 April 21, 2018

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Jack ballin

Tricking off money u don't have , to get attention, or someone.

Blowing ur money on bullshit

Patrick got paid today, instead of playing bills he go jack balling on bitches

by Ryan Monroe/ hjb December 23, 2017

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Dumping Jacks

When you’ve already pooped once.. but the second wave isn’t quite ready yet, so you do dumping jacks to assist the second wave of shit.

I feel like I have to poop again but it’s not coming out.. I’ll try doing dumping jacks to help it move along

by Cuttingedge January 2, 2018

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jack murrah

Generally known as a “weak ass nigga.” Common name among basketball players who are caucasian and not that great at there craft. Used to describe a loser, a Jack Murrah is someone who cares a lot for girls a lot younger than him and live very far away. You can spot a Jack Murrah playing fortnite, sudoku, and any other type of boring board games.

Tom: “bro this girl with a big butt likes you”
Bill: “I know dude but I’m going to keep talking to my young girlfriend who is four hours away”
Tom: “Stop being such a Jack Murrah”

Or another example

“I think I’m going to play board games like a Jack Murrah”

by Cogi January 3, 2018

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Jack Sparrow

When you're having sex and the condom rips. Then you pull out with a torn sheet of latex hanging from the base of your shaft like a torn pirate sail hanging from a mast.

Spent 60 bucks on plan b this morning. I pulled out last night and the condom was full on Jack Sparrow.

by Shondra January 11, 2018

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