John Chow'ed

When Google completely owns you, and you don't rank for anything on Google besides your domain.

Dude: "I had 100 results in Google last week, and now I have 0"

Dude2: "lol, you got John Chow'ed"

by Imgtags June 15, 2008

John Fondoms

Related to the #1 definition for John Fonda, It is a condom created by a band called John Fonda based out of Philadelphia PA. The condoms feature an individual (somewhat humerous) picture of each band member (on the wraper).

"I wish I had a condom right now........ OH WAIT!!!! I forgot I got those John Fondoms at the show last night."

by Greg Pinney(drummerJOHNFONDA) December 23, 2009

John K

A really great guy who is talented in more ways than one. He’s very funny, sweet, and an all around great person to be with! (in a nutshell the best person ever :D )

Ava: I like John K a lot, he’s the sweetest ever and is always saying nice things to me that make my heart flutter.

Bria: *bark*

Ava: Aw i know right :)

by LoLfArtsFARTS March 11, 2020

John Ceena

1. A fucking steroid-fed badass who is great at RKOs
2. A bold catch move
3. A complete asshole who was too lazy to work out so he had steroids for breakfast.

1. "Woohhh that guy is such a John Ceena"
2. Did you see the John Ceena that this guy did on that asshole ? God that was good.
3. U little John Ceena

by Monday ripper May 2, 2016

icy john

When you pee in a condom then freeze it.The female then uses it as a dildo and fucks the self with it.

Pee in condom. Freeze the pee condom. Insert Icy John into vagina .

by Local Asshole April 9, 2017

Pink John

When a man or a woman gets on all fours and a man or a woman gets under them and licks their asshole, while the person on top masterbates onto the person below.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

John Wick

Its when you jump over a table butt naked, and stick your dick in a pussy.
This is usually done when a dumb bitch gets shot after not making a sandwich for their man while watching John wick 3 Parabellum, now on dvd or you ripped it off you fat cunt

yo this dumb bitch karen took the kids so I john wicked her in her internal schrodum

by breakfestbitch December 23, 2019