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J Fact

A non-malicious and unknowing lie. A piece of information that may loosely resemble the truth but leaves the listener with obvious suspicion. Often circulated by those with names starting with the letter J
Jansynn: Did you know all dogs are born with ADHD?
Ethan: J fact! J fact!
by GreedyGrimer March 22, 2022
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/J

a stupid ass way of saying joking (if you use it you're probably gay and ugly)
by forqueene87 October 17, 2023
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J. K. Rowling

An offensive cuss word that means you have a bad reputation on Twitter or social media and most of the populaion hates you.
J. K. Rowling is J. K. Rowling because she has a bad reputation in 50% of the world!
by sogayyyy May 5, 2022
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J-HOOOOOOOOOOOPE

A way to support j-hope, hoseok, hobi (or anything you want, really), 3rd oldest member of BTS
Yoongi, another member (if you didnt know), used it a lot during WINGS

album promotions

Nb: the lenght of this scream is illimited, it can even be 2hours long
Hoseok:*does something reqlly sexy*

Others: J-HOOOOOOOOOOOPE
by A+ ARMY August 29, 2017
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Schrödinger's /j

when a neurotypical makes a questionable post and they slap a “/j” below the post depending on whether the tl gets mad at them or not.

Not to be mistaken for "forgetting to add a tone indicator", a schrödinger's /j can only be considered a schrödinger's /j if either the "joke" is SUPER unclear and it therefore causes a negative reaction or there was no visible punchline and people get mad thinking the post was genuinely serious.
"oomf just said something super ableist and when they got called out they defended themselves by saying they forgot to add /j to their post." "what the hell? that has to be a schrödinger's /j; literally where was the punchline??"
by MadMadDog October 30, 2020
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The J

A godlike being, can delete a person with just seeing them.
guy: yo is that the j??????
guy: *dies*
by bingus vs floppa May 3, 2022
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J-tank

A tank or "the tank" used to produce the world we have today. It was the tank that adam shoved in eve (his penis). The tank that rose from the dead (jesus). The tank that won the revolution (america). And the tank that carries everyone on there back today (china). If you have ever seen anything unstoppable, important, and truly amazing, call it a J-tank.
Girl: Dude look at that big ass stud, he is so ripped. I would so ride his cock for hours.
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!
by Awesome dictionary man April 30, 2013
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