j-lo blo-jo

what that lucky bastard a-rod gets every night

im good friends with alex. i wonder if he would mind if i borrowed jen for a j-lo blo-jo.im gonna ask him. if i come running out, start the car!

by burbman1969 April 15, 2021

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J own ya

Derogitory rewording of the name Johah. Humorous way of trying to belittle or talk shit in font of others to a person with that name whom you believe to have you under thumb

She resented her husband for husband started calling him J own ya

by Notso May 22, 2022

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J-Squirtt

Gettin' at some beezies and gettin what yo be needin from dem

I was J-Squirttin at the party all night

by Gangsta J-squirtt May 05, 2009

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Ryan J. Nowlin

A pathological lying, manipulative, piece of shit. Abuses women physically. Deals and uses crack/cocaine. Will use anyone and everyone to get what he wants. Overinflated ego because his older brother is a cop. Thinks he's a "G". Is correct because the "G" stands for goof. Cheated on his ex-girlfriend for years and wondered why she left him.

What's another name for a little bitch goof? Ryan J. Nowlin c. Vernon

by Goof Patrol June 13, 2017

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Father J

Father J... The best therapist in the world. He has a stock of females and males to give to other people.

He seems to be supplied by the Mysterious Dave Rail.

Father J, also known as Jigs, was a former roommate of Nitsuka in Lea's basement. Father J escaped the basement and now works as a therapist. Using his skills, he helps fix and strengthen people's relationships or even make them.

Father J has also become the center of attention in the Jigs Shrine (Jiro's Server). All hail Jigs!

Father J seems to have been shipped to one beautiful and lovely young girl. Chezca.
The relationship status is unknown.

But we know that she was knocked out in Round 1, so there will be no Round 2. Apparently she couldn't get up for a while due to the knockout.

Yo sup Father J! I think I found you another client!

by 23456543 October 28, 2021

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