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vampire hair

Hair with vampire-like qualities. Such as an awesome widow's peak above the forehead.
" Hey, have you seen Eric the boy's hair? He's screechin' full throttle vampire hair. It makes me want to put a baboon onto orbit, bro!"
by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025
mugGet the vampire hairmug.

Pineapple hairs

Word created by Anix, meaning you don't know what the real word is for the spiky things on top of a pineapple so you call it pineapple hairs.
I don't know what those green things are callled, so I'll call them pineapple hairs.
mugGet the Pineapple hairsmug.

Liar's Hair

When Heat and Humidity reach a perfect balance hair falls into a category where it is known as Liar's Hair.
It is going to rain tomorrow morning. I bet I get liar's hair around noon.
by J.Chamberlain June 11, 2011
mugGet the Liar's Hairmug.

hair flop

Something that every long-Haired person had. It’s that wet hair that they leave on the shower walls.
Doctor: you have to stop eating your wife’s hair flop

Me: BUT IT TASTES SO GOOD
by FrappaCHINA June 5, 2021
mugGet the hair flopmug.

resting bitch hair

Hair that, no matter the amount of work it into it, aalways reverts back to a rats nest.
It looked good earlier, but she always has resting bitch hair.
by Carl Marximus December 22, 2017
mugGet the resting bitch hairmug.

sucky sucky hair!

by sunuanu March 15, 2023
mugGet the sucky sucky hair!mug.

pineapple hairs

as said by Anix in a Roblox: Welcome to Bloxburg! video, the green things on top of a pineapple are called "pineapple hairs"
Ooh! Look at those vibrant green PINEAPPLE HAIRS!
by that-one- marshmallow June 16, 2020
mugGet the pineapple hairsmug.

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