Crema de Salsa Beans

The act of shitting in a dirty vagina while its got a heavy flow then proceeding to mash the shit in the chunky blood till you top it off with your crema

I was hungry for Mexican food so I made crema de salsa beans in her last night.

by KremyChkn October 4, 2025

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Tour De France

Effiel Towering someone in a car while the driver receives head from the person getting penetrated by the passenger.

“Hey Jacob, this road trip is very boring. Mind if Jorge and I bring you on the Tour De France?”

by JelqingGooner October 10, 2025

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Des moines

Renaissance

Des Moines renaissance

by GermaniumL November 5, 2025

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Des Moines Iowa

A city where everyone wears neiman marcus clothes, Saks fifth avenue clothes, designer clothes accessories has designer furniture and luxury items, assets, goods and buys luxury services

Des Moines Iowa

by Guccipolo November 15, 2025

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M De-leanardo Taint Tickler

When you're talking a shit in a New York city dive bar and get your balls/taint bit or tikled by a giant NYC RAT.

I was taking a shit and got "M De-leanardo taint tickler" while taking a dump.

by RoyalGun November 22, 2025

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A person who is presented either by themselves or by others as being the best of the best, but actually is the worst of the worst. People with common sense see through their lack of talents, while the sheep of society worship the ground they work on. Meanwhile, they destroy everything that they are meant to control, while those with the brain try to figure out how they got that position to begin with.

Geno Smith is the turd de la turd. How did he ever get a starting position anywhere?

by Captain Duke November 24, 2025

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