chris

a person who tells his friends to get on and then ignores them when they finally do

chris: "wanna play?"
anyone else: "fuck you you're gonna ignore us"

by humongousballs April 22, 2022

chris

chris is so pretty and has brown eyes with curly hair but not to curly hes 15 and hes super funny and cute and dumb hes super handsome and i think hes super amazing

Chris is an amazing boyfriend
btw gud is better then good and mal sucks

by Jocelynsfav August 20, 2022

Chris

An extremely homosexual individual who enjoys nothing more than the taste of cock in the morning, and the smell of shit rising from below him at night while he absolutely pile drives into some poor boy.

Fuck me your so Chris.

by Cuntcatcher April 18, 2022

Chris Thompson

A legendary firefighter who’s equal parts hero and gearhead. Known for his fearless work on the fireground and an obsession with American muscle cars. Calves so massive they practically have their own zip code. If there’s a fire to fight or a car to tweak, Chris Thompson is your guy.

You are such a Chris Thompson

by Big stick October 29, 2025

M-Chris

He has the best dick of all time. Girls love to sleep with him and suck his dick.

M-Chris has a big dick

by Bad girl riri November 21, 2021

Chris stone

A talented basketball pro player who is always sexy and bound to be the NBA

Stephen curry: yo u know Chris stone?

Steve ker: yea I hope we get first pick so we can draft him

by Chris stone October 10, 2021

Chris

Tiny, as in tick size

That dick is kinda Chris.

by chrisluvr June 11, 2022