wet nostril

a moisturized nose orifice

wow thats a moisturized nose orifice
oh you mean a wet nostril

by crabbyPattyFormula April 24, 2019

Wet Sparkle

When a woman squirts on your chest or upper body.

Destiny gave him a "wet sparkle"!

by Sparkle King April 24, 2019

Wet Jilly

A self-inflicted swirly in which one then proceeds to stick his/her head into the crouch of a female.

If you don't lock it up you're going to get a wet jilly

by Unkle karl April 25, 2019

Wet typist

A person who is fast at typing with their hands; a fast typer

A person who moves forward

"Have you seen Susan's reports, I sent you a copy of them via email. She had them all done and aready and on my desk before lunch. She must be a wet typist or something"

by jeffersonson April 26, 2019

Wet Crumpet

A Crumpet soaked in Tea

Man i love Wet Crumpets for Breakfast

by Spilled April 28, 2019

wet bathmat

Brown guy

I don’t want to have sex with you as you smell like a wet bathmat

by Booner 106 May 8, 2019

order wet i bin throw

"Order wet i bin throw" is a meme that was created on Food Hub Discord Server. When people try to refund orders from deliveroo, they usually write like a non-native speaker saying stuff like "order wet i bin throw", "thank much", "no speak england". Hundreds of people from the Food Hub server started doing this and it became a meme.

For example (if Patchy is tyring to refund food from Deliveroo):
Deliveroo: Hello, how can I help you?
Patchy: order wet i bin throw
Deliveroo: Thank you for contacting us, I am refunding your food.
Patchy: Thank

by ilovepizzawithpepperoni May 9, 2019