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Milking the squid

Taking overly elaborate measures to avoid a minor expense, e.g., maintaining an aquarium of squids and milking them for their ink to avoid the cost of printer ink.
I know it’s milking the squid, but these egg prices have me thinking about building a chicken coop myself.
by Armadillinguist May 1, 2025
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police milk

Milk stolen from a policeman that is then found by your door or in your cereal
Have you got my police milk yet it’s so yummy
by Circle December 3, 2017
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banana milk

itss so sus youll die ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ
by banana mlk March 12, 2022
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Milk Moustache

When a man cums inside a women and she then squirts it back on or in his mouth.
Didn't expect my wife to give me a milk moustache last night, it was a bit salty.
by Milky777 September 3, 2015
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Milk Carton

To go missing. To disappear. When you have not seen someone in a long time. In reference to the 'Missing' photos that used to be placed on the back of milk cartons.
'I feel like I haven't seen Mena Suvari in forever... She's gone full Milk Carton'
by O-U-812 September 11, 2019
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milked

masturbating until nothing comes out
friend: why do you look so tired
you: I milked myself last night
by DayoChan March 13, 2022
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milk dud

Some half ass black-white nigga who is a pussy and doesn't like pussies cuz they is gay.
I would kick that milk dud's ass over there
by jjplatinum October 10, 2016
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