Dick Sweeper

Large bushel of upper lip hair known to have a push broom like quality. AKA D-Sweep

Example 1: Did you see last nights episode of Magnum P.I.? Tom Selek has a phenominal dick sweeper!!! Example 2: Don Frye keeps his "D-Sweep" clean.

by AZ Wild Bill June 22, 2011

Dairy Dick

When you're blue balling for a month at least, and you or someone jerks you off and blows a gallon ln their face.

I asked Jessica to help me out with my dairy dick it was spectacular when I busted on her face.

by komakozykid March 27, 2015

Dick Drip

When you don't fully finish taking a pee, and you walk of and around 5 seconds later your penis drips warm pee into your underwear. Dick Drip can also be used as an amazing insult.

"Gotta get to work, need to finish peeing quickly. Done! Oh damn, I've got dick drip!"

by D-DayDoesStuff October 9, 2014

tard dick

A boy or man with a huge penis but he is rediculously stupid in common sense and school

Spencer: All you gotta do is tell her you got that tard dick and you're gonna get laid!

by swimmer man July 18, 2015

Balloon-Dicking

When you can't get an erection so you grab the base of your dick and swell the head like a tulip, and then begin punching her fartbox with your limp dick.

I told you to stop "Balloon-Dicking" me!

by Dick Tulip August 22, 2018

dick juggler

A woman that sleeps with and dates lots of men at once. Usually has a boyfriend yet sleeps around with other men as well. A woman that relies upon nefarious means to string along the men she sleeps with. AKA A Dick Juggler.

That woman Samantha has like 5 boyfriends.She is a champion Dick juggler.

by Jimminey Cricket April 11, 2017

Dick's Award

An award given given to someone for being a complete and utter dick.

1.
Sharon: Man, Jessica ate all my leftover pizza!
Bethany: She gets the Dick's Award.

2.
Jillian: Daniel never called me back.
Bethany: Dick's Award!

by ijustwannabeyourdog November 16, 2012