Bird

Animal that Goes flap flap

Birds are animals

by I_am_poggers December 10, 2021

Bird Snuggles

1. When the old creeper in a crowd rubs up against you pretending it was accidental.

2. How pervs cop a feel without getting arrested.

3. Invasion of personal space by pretending it was socially acceptable.

"That pockmarked Amish looking dude just rubbed his junk against my thigh. He gave me the old bird snuggles."

"See that tight blonde over there? B**** is asking for it. I'm going to go give her some birds snuggles."

by Hillieanders May 12, 2019

Baby-Birding

When one person takes a shot through a straw and spits it into another persons mouth. Just like a mommy bird does to their baby.

Ben: the fuck are Jamie and nick doing with the tequila
Kriiiiten: that might be what the kids call “baby-Birding”

by Nguy69 December 7, 2018

Chessy bird

Sassy bitch who will, beat you a inch away from death for feeding her the wrong bird food

BRO YOUR SUCH A chessy bird

by Bigger than biggest boy 69 November 29, 2022

bird

Acronym for "Bipedal Intelligence and Reconnaissance Drone." Generally a machine with wings, feathers, and a beak.

A bird almost spotted me commiting a federal crime.

by Mattjod May 29, 2022

turdly bird

Someone whose sluggish behavior impedes on an activity.

We would have gotten here at 7:00, but Amanda was being a turdly bird.

by TurdlyProfessor June 18, 2024

Bird Perch

Crouching above and shitting onto someone below you.

Dude, I just Bird Perched some poor man

by Papa Papa Papa December 11, 2021