Man-Cold

When a man (typically a father) sneezes, coughs or feels a little cold and then takes 1-3 days off and claims to be severely ill

"I can believe Doug took another sick day. "
"Yeah but it's probably just a man-cold"

by Squidsy24 November 26, 2019

Meat man

A great superhero who gives others multiple stacks of meat then leaves

"Thank you for this blessing Meat man" -KittenJedi

by Totally not Meat man March 21, 2021

piss man

an official drug tester. since they usually test your piss, he is called "piss man".

hey dude i cant smoke this weekend... the piss mans comin on monday and i gotta stay clean.

by soulbrotha06 April 30, 2009

man cannon

1. A device in Halo used to launch people over large distances, often used in Forge.

2. A penis

1. "Did you see that?! I just sniped that guy while he was being launched across the map by the man cannon!"

2. "Why don't you come over here and check out my man cannon?"

by Mistrissyuki October 9, 2008

Man-trap

Female genitals; hairy love pit, one-eyed trouser snake snare.

George loved to fondle with Gina's man-trap at night.

by Cat January 2, 2004

eli manning

Quarterback for the New York Giants. A lot of Chargers fans are still pissed at him for what he did on draft day, but as a Charger fan myself, I have to give him a lot of props for taking down the evil empire of the NFL, the New England Cheatriots in Super Bowl XLII.

That pass from Eli Manning to David Tyree in the Super Bowl where he escaped out of the sack will soon be known as legendary.

by SD_fan February 5, 2008

milk man

DC metro area slang for drug dealer.

"The alphabet boys are on my tail because they think i'm the milk man.

by skootuh boi October 18, 2008