L.A. TACO

The downest independent media publication in Los Angeles covering news, food, and culture. Made by Foo’s for Foo’s.

Damn L.A. TACO is down af they put my tia’s taqueria on the map and called out the dirty cop that put my tío in the pen.

by Vato Loco 69 November 23, 2021

taco explosion

A severely damaged vagina from either over use or injury, where it hangs down or falls out.

The doctor repaired her prolapsed vagina, noting it was the worst taco explosion he had ever seen.

by Nop Smash September 7, 2016

Taco Bell Teether

The act of recieving a blumpkin in which the recipient eats taco bell the night of recieving a jaw dropping blumpkin. The other person will then give the most outrageous, vicious, vengeful blumpkin (MUST USE TEETH). Once again please use teeth for maximum enjoyment. Skibidi blumpkin

taco bell teether recommended but optional.

Hey Logan, I'm ready for the taco bell teether you promised me tonight.

by Blumpkin_Lover May 18, 2024

Butthole after Taco Bell

pain

MY BUTTHOLE AFTER TACO BELL IS ON FIRE!
IT’S FUCKING BURNING! FIRE IS SPEWING OUT OF MY ASSHOLE LIKE A FLAMETHROWER!
SOMEBODY HELP!

by Pelasehalpmeh September 19, 2021

Glossy taco

A glossy taco is when you apply a coat of of clear nail polish or a glossy to coat

Cristine:now your gonna put a nice quick coat of glossy taco aka a top coat far all the new people

by Unicorn and glitter and sparkl May 2, 2018

Bad Taco

An awful odor emitting from a woman's crotch; usually during dinner.

Tried to eat that shit sandwich you made, but bad taco ruined it.

by deepshiite September 3, 2011

quick taco

A word simply nailogical used when refuring to quick drying top coat

Ok apply a quick taco to the nails

by The word wicn December 3, 2017