A typical grocery store melon used for masturbation. Using a watermelon or cantaloupe a hole is cut so that a penis can be inserted. It is unknown if this can be replicated with autumn varieties of squash.
by Sexmelon January 15, 2014
Get the sex melon mug.When a guy fucks a girl while she's still wearing her skirt or dress. Often against a wall. Usually anal.
by Amthony April 18, 2014
Get the skirt sex mug.A saying you and your girlfriend might or should start saying. It means your hot or I wanna have intercourse or a substitute for you piece of shit!
by CloutNibba January 20, 2019
Get the Piece of sex mug.Sex month is in March sex month is a challenge to have sex 31 times 1 time each day if you complete it you are a god
by FatGuyAnis October 2, 2019
Get the Sex Month mug.You put the dick in the ass you nut in the ass the person shits the ass cheeks are the Graham crackers the shit is the chocolate and your nut is the marshmallow
by Trey fowler January 20, 2021
Get the S'mores sex mug.The scientific term in which an individual becomes so engrossed in finishing homework that a feeling of considerable relief (orgasm) is achieved when finished. This feeling of relief is made up of both pride and self achievement. This "hw orgasm" is similar to it's sexual counterpart and sometimes involve the same feelings listed above, but they are vastly different in that a hw sex orgasm usually involves one person but is not considered a mastabatory derivative.
Hey Francis what did you finish the Math assignment from Wednesday? Nah, I really need to get some hw sex; I've been having a dry spell lately and the test is coming up.
by chemist de grey July 27, 2010
Get the hw sex mug.(Men) When a clean pressed handkerchief is slightly unfolded and placed in the mans hands in a 'cup' like position. The man inserts his penis into the unfolded handkerchief and closes it around his penis and proceeds to 'have sex' with his handkerchief. after sometime the handkerchief will get filled with hanky cum
(Women) When a clean handkerchief is placed over the a womands fingers as she begins to stimulate herself. the rest of the handkerchief is pushed into the vagina, as the woman continued to stimulate herself to a climax
A woman can also place a handkerchief over a mans penis and wank him off that way and a man can put a handkerchief over his fingers as he stimulates his partner
(Women) When a clean handkerchief is placed over the a womands fingers as she begins to stimulate herself. the rest of the handkerchief is pushed into the vagina, as the woman continued to stimulate herself to a climax
A woman can also place a handkerchief over a mans penis and wank him off that way and a man can put a handkerchief over his fingers as he stimulates his partner
"Derek has so many handkerchiefs in the wash each week - surely he doesn't blow his nose that much"
"Nah - he doesn't have a g/f so he just has hanky sex"
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"My g/f put a handkerchief over my erection last night and I had hanky sex"
"Nah - he doesn't have a g/f so he just has hanky sex"
or
"My g/f put a handkerchief over my erection last night and I had hanky sex"
by Mr Hanky Man June 16, 2008
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