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Potato

The best vegetable on the planet. tastes good in any way! fried, boiled, deep-fried, mashed, and way more!
also used to refer to someone who's lazy and fat
Person 1: hey is that Liz?
Person 2: yeah, she became a potato ever since quarantine.
by randomfoodie33 June 9, 2022
mugGet the Potatomug.

potato

otatop is backwards for potato
no its a musical band you fucking dumbass
by wawakook August 6, 2023
mugGet the potatomug.

electrocuted potato

An uncooked potato because you can't cook a potato by electrocuting it.
"This potato tastes raw."
"No, it's an electrocuted potato, and therefore it is cooked."
by a living homo sapiens sapiens November 12, 2022
mugGet the electrocuted potatomug.

neck potato

V.) When you stick your penis in mashed potatoes and as someone gives you a blowjob, it gets on their neck.
Last thanksgiving, my girlfriend and I neck potatoed.
by Dontwannasausbrjcub June 5, 2016
mugGet the neck potatomug.

Potato

by ShahaneeB March 15, 2017
mugGet the Potatomug.

little potatoes have big eyes

Young children can be very observant to the things they see, especially the screen on your phone or tablet. This is an updated modern analogy to the old saying “little pitchers have big ears” .
As I was looking over Grindr thumbnails, my young cousin looked over my shoulder and ask what I was doing. Fortunately it was just PG thumbnails. It made me very aware, and as my older cousin and I mentioned the “little pitchers have big ears” reference, we changed the reference to potatoes, because they have “eyes”. Little potatoes have big eyes. Now we are a pet of history.
by Chris Shannon dss October 6, 2023
mugGet the little potatoes have big eyesmug.

dirty potato bomb

A dirty potato bomb is wile you are have sex in doggy style you take a potato and insert into the woman's anal way. You leave the potato in tell you cum then u pull out the potato from her anal way. The potato should be covered in poop. And as u walk out the door you turn and as had as you can you through the potato at her as u wisle the sound of a bomb dropping.
Found out my girl cheated and i hit her with a dirty potato bomb
by Fart42069 July 22, 2021
mugGet the dirty potato bombmug.

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