Poo load

Having a large quantity of an item which is more than a crap ton and less than a shit ton.

She has a poo load of kids.

by McKeiser March 25, 2020

kung fu poo

shitting in your wife's mouth then kissing her with the tongue

man 1:yooooo sup homie

man 2:yesterday i gave my wife kung fu poo

man 3 : it taste amazing right

by makemecumdaddy123 May 09, 2022

Kung Fu Poo

The act of crapping one's pants, then kicking one's leg so that the turd flies out the bottom of the pant leg.

Shouldn't have trusted that fart. I had the Kung fu poo that crap out onto the floor.

by David14 April 06, 2023

Fat Poo Head

An overweight person with their head resembling faeces (FAT poo head) or a person with their head resembling a large piece of faeces (FAT POO head)

Why did you throw my ball over the fence! I hate you, you FAT POO HEAD I HATE YOU

by yers police May 20, 2021

POO IN FACE

Poo in ur face on 6th November 2019

POO IN FACE today

by Sub2EasonGamingYT November 06, 2019

Out of office Poo

A poo that’s not at your usual pooing time

I had such a large lunch, I needed an “out of office poo”.

by BillyJo420 December 20, 2023

Poo Drain

A famous toilet were people far and wide come to worship in hopes to someday rest their bottom upon it and take a big nasty dump. This toilet is a legend to most but to people like me it is held close to my heart where I can bask on its glory. Poo Drain made its original appearance in a prison made for prisoners getting sentenced to death. Months later after the first sighting it would be found once more in the woods. This time though it is made out of tree limbs and such. Poo Drain had increased in sightings for several years until just recently when now it is used as a greeting instead of a reference to complete power over the human digestive track. I am hoping this will bring this so called legend back to life. I am waiting Poo Drain

All hail Poo Drain!

by That One Dude965 May 19, 2024