Pie Face

Pie Face is an extremely fat bastard with massive tits, he stays inside and loves to eat lasagna, he has no real mates and has big enough tits to wear a bra other names for a Pie Face include garfield, fatty, man and fobe
Dan is a massive Pie Face
by PieFaceIsAVirginForLife April 13, 2020
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Pie face

When she got a nice body but her face is ugly
Aliyah got a pretty body but she has such a damn pie face
by Kayla jenkis July 26, 2022
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vince pie

Vince Pie is absolutely unforgettable. She is beyond beautiful and the most loyal being to grace the planet. If she loves you, it's a big deal and you are insanely lucky to be on the recieving end. One of a kind! She is underestimated but shows those who doubt her abilities that she can do anything she sets her mind to.
Have you had the pleasure of meeting Vince Pie?

No..

You haven't lived.
by VincePie87 February 21, 2016
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7/11 travellers Pie

A long, straight pie then sits perfectly in your hand and can be eaten on the go. You don’t need to stretch your mouth because the pie is already shaped perfectly to slide right in.
Lily: “look, a 7/11
Ky: “oh my gosh, we should get a 7/11 travellers pie
Both: *push hand toward mouth pretending they are already biting down into one*
by Alien blues January 21, 2022
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Desk Pie

A pie that sits on the corner of the desk just to rile up that inner fat bastard and create a sense of jealousy when others walk by. Generally of the meat variety often consumed for Linner and if consumed in large quantities results in tight pants.
Chopsey was often spotted with a desk pie on display, riling up other members of the office.
by Hausco September 15, 2022
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Pork Pie

A packed out fury of meat, smoothered in a jellied gloop, encased in a golden crust, and slapped between the thighs of a 60+ year old female.
Ooh, I bet Patrice has the tastiest pork pie in the street
by Lord Jebus Thy Saviour June 25, 2021
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