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Potato Monkey

Something that is completely nonsensical. Used in the Tally Hall song "Good Day".
"Everyone loves a potato monkey!" -Television voice #1
by Yee_Enjoyer June 18, 2024
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Potato Meap

throbbing Meaty Torp Gobbler or Goated DD (Dick Destroyer) gunboat commander.
by DinosaurSlayer55 July 22, 2024
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Hot Potato

This term is used to describe someone who has 'verbal diarrhea', speaks fast without breaks, and usually has speech that is discombobulated, hard to understand, or difficult to hear;

Someone who is speaking so fast, as if they have a hot potato in their mouth that they are trying to cool down;

When a person sounds like they have a hot potato in their mouth;

When a person is trying to talk with their mouth full, but there is nothing in their mouth;

It sounds like gibberish speech.
That person is hot-potatoing...

"Stop hot-potatoing!"

"You are hot-potatoing again!"

Why did you hot potato?

"Speak properly - I can't hear you with all that hot-potatoing..."
by Aamich July 29, 2024
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Raunchy Mashed Potatoes

What to call sex between two old people (30+) as the man is past his peak (rotten potatoes) and the woman is expired (rotten milk).
"Ew, I caught my grandparents doing the raunchy mashed potatoes!"
by raunchyrooster93 August 14, 2024
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Potato

Potato is defined as a derogatory slang word meant to insult someone for being a said Potato, popularized by Sheeshpotato99.
"You had sex with my girlfriend?? L potato"
by Tucker Patrick White April 2, 2025
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Potato

The world's most beautiful creation that can be consumed in forms such as french fries and mashed potatoes.
by potatojuice2313 April 28, 2025
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Small potatoes

A small detail that one would bring up in an underhanded and anal way. In an effort to undermine and impeach one’s preparedness.
Jacob asking me what a vitreous humor was in our mock trial was straight small potatoes. Total ass move tbh.
by Not Ty Drayton May 8, 2025
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