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jesus

jesus died lol
by why is every thing taken April 16, 2023
mugGet the jesusmug.

andrea del mar de jesus romero

a puerto rican girl who’s often quiet but secretly super cool. everyone wants to be her friend but u need to get into her bubble first. she’s a bit of a tiny person so be careful not to lose her at parties. if you do accidentally lose her, set out a bowl of rice and beans and she will show up. she’s a cutie with a magnetic vibe. keep her close.
oh damn is that “ andrea del mar de jesus romero” pls take a pic of me next to her, i want people to think i’m cool
by mamaguebomarko May 31, 2023
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Baby Jesus in a manger

The act of resting a little nugget of hash on top of a bed of weed in your pipe or bong
Yo man, hit this bowl, I put a baby Jesus in a manger, you'll get high AF
by Vice420 November 21, 2022
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Jesus

Sexy ass mother fucker I wanna rail so hard him and someone named Moussa were in bed last night
Jesus is super sexy

Moussa: Ikr!

Julissa: wow I’m so mad
by Moussa The moose January 12, 2022
mugGet the Jesusmug.

Jesus

Males named jesus have the biggest dicks out there and they so fine
Jesus has a big dick
by Jsfromdtx November 23, 2021
mugGet the Jesusmug.

Jesus

“jesus is our savior
by jesus🎀 February 18, 2021
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