dick bristle

short pubic stubble that scratchs your chin when you give head

OMG jen do you have a rash on your chin...!?!?!?

no girl... I was sucken the d and he had a dick bristle!!!

by boogerjohnson April 30, 2014

Swift dick

A man who doesn't last very long in bed.

She was so unsatisfied with that swift dick.

by Swaggypotato69 May 10, 2014

dick dual

Like fencing, except with your penis.

If you touch my girl we're gonna dick dual.

by Chapman The Conquistador June 24, 2014

Dick Garden

A target rich enviroment for someone interested in the male genitalia.

While at the table in a firehouse, "Man this place is a dick garden."

by XRoads August 12, 2014

Dick Drip

When you don't fully finish taking a pee, and you walk of and around 5 seconds later your penis drips warm pee into your underwear. Dick Drip can also be used as an amazing insult.

"Gotta get to work, need to finish peeing quickly. Done! Oh damn, I've got dick drip!"

by D-DayDoesStuff October 9, 2014

Dick Bruised

The state or condition of having a bruised dick. Can be metaphorical or literal.

1) Why is Kory walking so funny?
-He's still dick bruised after that accident with his gym locker.

2) Man, all this homework is really bruising my dick.

Bruised dick hurt mah dick dick bruised

by lambrose15 November 22, 2014

Dick Pride

1. Casually means you are indeed a man.
2. When you don't wanna look like a fag for admitting it.

Guy1: Hey man....should i..tell her i like her first...?
Guy2: No dude, have some dick pride you fag!

by Streetwacko December 9, 2014