Girl: "Michael is untrustworthy. I can agree with my friend that he can't be trusted!"
Best Friend: "Wow.. that's harsh."
Michael: "Um.. what did you just say about me?"
Best Friend: "Wow.. that's harsh."
Michael: "Um.. what did you just say about me?"
by thegirlwhosedead November 23, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. Did you see Michael put that load on his COMMERCIAL PETERBUILT FLATBED with that TOYOTA FORKLIFT. He must have a big weewee
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. A jordan michael is a man with alot of potential but has some mental issues holding him back.he is a mixed race tall hunk man with a large penis.he often finds himself doing silly things like burning random items or going to the bathroom with animals.
A jordan michael is a patient at a phsyc ward that is named after a real mental patient named jordan michael.its the most dangerous type of patients.they often see shit not there and sexually assault the nurses.
by The ridicule September 6, 2018
Get the Jordan Michaelmug. by LordDaggerDick January 11, 2022
Get the Michael Santiagomug. Michael is a guy who is perfect in every way. The perfect boyfriend, perfect friend and partner. It’s as if he senses when you feel down and brightens up your day completely. He is very hard working and busy but always makes time for you. He is extremely caring and never thinks of himself before others. Let’s not forget about his THICC A$$ like damn what is that 💥💥 sheeeeeeeesh *bites lip* Michael is so good looking it is almost unreal like he is a person you could just stare at and think of how lucky you are. Of course he overthinks as well but he is just stupid not to notice his self worth. Get yourself a Michael
by Ilovepineapples69 May 19, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. Michael Villines is the most Godly beings on this miserable world. All must follow him, all most worship him. He gives us the happiness we feel. He is kind and loving but can also destroy mortals in mere nanoseconds. All praise be to Michael Villines
by Bdoglet May 26, 2020
Get the Michael Villinesmug. Michael is a guy who always smiles and damn his smile is literally the cutest thing you will ever see in your life. He makes you laugh crazy but is also on your side when you feel the worst. But most important, he connects with you in every way and on every level, which brings a sense of peace, calmness and happiness when you are arround him. He loves his loved ones with all his heart and soul. And once you meet a Michael, you'll never want to lose him because he has the incredible way of making people hearts happy.
You can be so grateful to have a Michael <3 in your life. Thank you for being the most important person in my life, PS: I love you!
by rainysummernights July 19, 2020
Get the Michael <3mug.