Creamy Michael

The act of ejaculating inside a vagina as opposed to pulling out

"Dude, I saw Sara last night!"
" Nice! Did you Creamy Michael?"

"Aw man, im freaking out. Maya is pregnant. I didn't even Creamy Michael... That much."

by Creamy Michael January 15, 2024

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Creamy Michael

The act of ejaculating inside a vagina as opposed to pulling out

"Dude, I saw Sara last night!"
" Nice! Did you Creamy Michael?"

"Aw man, im freaking out. Maya is pregnant. I didn't even Creamy Michael... That much."

by Creamy Michael January 15, 2024

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Michael Vick

A man who is the greatest running quarterback in NFL history

A man who paved the way for Lamar Jackson Kyler Murray and more

A man media still tries to bring down because he was able to turn his life around in their angry at it

And of course a man who was known for his awesome running ability People say that he was a terrible passer And what not but he actually had a cannon for an arm and could pass pretty well and also was The greatest mobile quarterback of all time and was also the biggest cheat code in Madden 2004 that everybody used to use to destroy your cousins brothers etc

"Michael Vick is a walking time bomb"

by GoatedDynamite June 29, 2021

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Michael Jordan

An individual who played through an era of out of prime players, and unskilled rookies. Although, for some reason he receives praise for his perfect finals record even though none of the teams that he played would be a #7 seed in today's game.

Mike: Hey I beat my 2 year old son in a 1v1
Me: lol, you are such a Michael Jordan.

by LeBron Es La Cabra July 11, 2017

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