cheese puff

a man suffering from Peyronie's Disease
a crooked or curved penis

I cant believe she married a cheese puff

by lovesumwine November 10, 2014

booger cheese

Booger cheese is the crust from a pulled booger that is left on the face or cheek.

Or

A crusty booger left on clothes or on the wall of a bathroom stall.

Or

A booger that has been flicked on the back of an unsuspecting pedestrian crossing the street.

After wiping his nose, Tommy left the remnants of a booger on his cheek.

"You need to clip them nose hairs before you get that booger cheese on me Nicca!"

by Lil' Dookie October 31, 2013

Cheese whistler

A person whom partakes in the art of fellatio.

She gives good head; what a cheese whistler.

She can play my cheese whistle. (she can suck my dick)

by TheOnlyD December 15, 2013

cheese dog

When after eating a bag of cheetos, proceeding to jack off furiously without washing one's hands, resulting in cheeto residue to encrust one's penis in a layer of orange greatness.

Wow that bag of cheetos was delicious. Oh god the Kate Upton Game of War commercial just came on. I have no time to wash up, I'm gonna have to give myself a cheese dog!

by Swaggatroniousrex January 26, 2015

Titty Cheese

The raunchy sweat underneath woman's breasts that smells really bad.

"When I was on top of that chick, I went to suck her breasts and the odor of her titty cheese was rancid"

by garfish316 May 14, 2015

vegan cheese

Semen. Make sure you spit.

Make sure you don't swallow that vegan cheese!

by Clayboybunny November 29, 2015

cheese eater

A "rat". A snitch, slimy two faced, backstabbing coward telltale who probably also will eat the cheese out of somebody's dirty underwear if it will keep them out of jail!

The reason Jon didn't go to jail is because he is a cheese eater! Told on all his friends and got zero time. Rotten stinking cheese eater!

by annoyedbypeople December 19, 2015