On it like a boner

I will get the task completed like my life depends on it.

Something you are desperate to get to, to experience or to complete.

Boss: I need that report, Dhiraj

Dhiraj: I'm on it like a boner

by tapiocajoe May 20, 2024

coner boner

The way of putting an ice cream cone on your dick and use it as a condom

Dude some guy at school used the old coner boner on his girlfriend.

lol thats funny man

by timmmmah June 10, 2012

Boner

Cool, dope, awesome, etc...

John: man, i just saw that new b-ball movie, it was so boner. Or-
Wayne: that shirt is so boner!!!

by ProfessorSoggyBottom June 19, 2022

Full Boneration

The state of full penis erection that is typically only achievable by a vegan diet.

I ate steak last night and had trouble reaching full boneration.

by Winter Is Coming ADK February 1, 2020

Boner

Stupid person who judges others before they know the facts. Dumb

My neighbors care nothing about their neighborhood because they are boners.

by Shrink July 30, 2020

cotton boner

When a dude is frantically trying to hump you but his penis is not hard.

Sue: Well,how did the hookup with that dude you met go the other night?
Wendy: Horrible. He had cotton boner but insisted we keep trying...for an hour. Pointless!

by semami4700 April 28, 2019

Screaming Boner

When you’re screaming and have a boner at the same time. Occurs when you’re looking at something surprising as well a sexy, or when you’re scared and have a boner at the same time

My mom walked in me watching porn and I had a screaming boner.

I opened up the package and there was porn inside. I had a screaming boner after that.

by YoBoiAlex November 3, 2020