Bobcat Boner Blunder

This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.

1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night

2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it

by Soggy sack December 18, 2017

Kidney boner

When your kidney gets a need to masturbate, or your asshole friend gives you a random nickname.

Friend: hey kidney Boner!
You: what?
Friend: fuck you I’m gonna stab you!

by Noter the aboter March 27, 2022

Frosty Boner

When a friend decides that they will give their bones, as a donation, to hang in classrooms.

Colton "Yeah I'll get to hang on in classrooms as bones"
Brandon "You're A FROSTY Boner!!!!"

by GreenTip December 11, 2012

pubic boner

when you have so much pubic hair it makes it look like you have a boner

bro i really need to shave down there, this pubic boner isnt a good look

by konerrGAY November 15, 2021

Boner

Something teenage boys permanently have around all girls.

Tom:Jenny is so hot

Jenny:Do you have a boner you pervert!!

Tom:shit...

by Sir fap-a-lot January 4, 2023

Cum boner

a boner with cum in it

"when eminem was born he congratulated the doctor" - some guy

"cum boners" - some other guy

by baloneybob April 7, 2023

Christian boner

When a nigga christian walk out the lake with an erect cock.

"Damn Nigga! You got a real Christian boner right now."

"BLESH"

by Syko-B November 23, 2019