black pony

A not so well endowed black man. Often can be found on Craigslist seeking a white Stallion.

Chris Henson is a black pony

by Tangoforcash April 21, 2014

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Painted Black

To be "split" or temporarily regarded or accused by a person as being all bad.

Painted black

"He is not as black as they have painted him."

"I see my red door and I want to paint it black. No colors any more I want them to turn black...I look inside myself and see my heart is black...Maybe I'll just fade away and not have to face the facts. It's not easy to face up when my whole world is black."

A red door is a symbol of success.

by CcapriciousS November 16, 2016

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The black mirror

Two men book-ending while each is fucking a woman in the same position each couple is a mirror image of the other

Those two couples were doing the black mirror at that swingers party

by Mick diggler September 29, 2019

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Black Irish

The adjective used to describe an Irishman or person of Irish descent i.e. Irish-American who displays traits associated with a Spaniard i.e. dark hair, dark eyes, and less fairer skin than a typical Irishman but who also displays physical features associated with African males, i.e an enlarged penis.

Sheryl: Oh my God, I went home with Sean last night and while I knew his folks came from Ireland, I had no idea he was Black Irish! Jesus, Mary, & Joseph his cock was just about to knock out the fillings in my teeth when he was doing me doggystyle! Hell there's no point to me keeping my Kenyan African Male Safari scheduled in July if I can get such a large dick right here in Chicago!
Sheila: Truth...he ruptured my colon when he fucked my ass back in March!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

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dominic black

biggggggggg black cock 30 inch hesky

yoooo you seen a dominic black

by catttyy September 30, 2018

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Black Sabbath

The unholy day of rest between Black Friday and Cyber Monday after faithful materialists sacrifice fellow worshippers underfoot in the name of the Almighty Dollar.

"Hey, do you want to go to the mall with me today?"
"No thanks, I'm celebrating Black Sabbath by opening all the gifts I pried from someone else's cold dead fingers yesterday."
"God bless Merica!"

by youngmc2 March 4, 2016

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