Melon baby

When you eat too much melon and your tummy bloats up like you're pregnant.
Guy #1: You feeling alright man? Is it the potato salad?
Guy #2: Nah, I just ate too much watermelon and now I got a melon baby. (caresses stomach)
by Stephen A.B. October 16, 2019
mugGet the Melon babymug.

baby slap

A baby slap is a slap that is even weaker than a bitch slap. You might ass well just slide your hands against a niggas face. It is an extremely pussy slap. If you baby slap someone you are most likely gonna get your ass beat.
This bitch ass nigga jus baby slapped me cause he don't even lift.

So I upper cut that bitch.
by noneofyafuckinbiz November 22, 2013
mugGet the baby slapmug.

Baby brigade

A group of moms, mom to be's and their assorted spawn. They generally travel in groups of 3-5 and anywhere between 5 and 15 offspring.

They can be but aren't necessarily more obnoxious than normal. You can generally hear the ruckus a block away.

They are also often associated with nice asses and tight fitting yoga pants. Not so bad if you've got noise cancelling headphones.
I was trying to work at the local coffee shop but the baby brigade rolled in at 11am and shut me down.
by luck_20 January 23, 2013
mugGet the Baby brigademug.

Baby Catcher

A midwife, a person who delivers babies. Based off Peggy Vincent's book Baby Catcher.
Joe - So you are pregnant?
Mary - Yeah, hoping to get a good baby catcher to deliver my baby.
by Originalized November 7, 2011
mugGet the Baby Catchermug.

baby bingus

a stupid fucking cat with no hair
what are you doing?
i am burning my fucking eyes wuth baby bingus
by guys please February 10, 2021
mugGet the baby bingusmug.

Deanie babies

Referencing from the American TV show "Supernatural". When someone says they want to have "Deanie babies" they want to have Dean Winchester's babies. A very physically attractive character from the show.
OMG Dean is so hot!! I so want to have Deanie babies!!!!
by Newb007 May 14, 2011
mugGet the Deanie babiesmug.

autistic baby

A creep baby that stares at people while consistanly drooling and will bite anyone who dares come close.
Watch out for the autistic baby, it'll bite the heck out of you.
by Autistic_lives_matter December 1, 2017
mugGet the autistic babymug.

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