Sauce Mayor

A higher form of sauce daddy. When there are too many (wannabe) sauce daddies in the area one can be elected to govern the sauce.

When a true sauce daddy takes it to a legislative measure.

One who governs, but overall respects ans reflects the proper usage of said sauce.

Girl 1: "I'm tired of all these trash sauce daddies."
Girl2: "Girl, you need to level up and get yoself a sauce mayor!"

by Saucemayor July 11, 2018

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sin sauce

1. semen

2. A viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa and consisting of secretions of the testes, seminal vesicles, prostate, and bulbourethral glands

After performing animalistic self-love, sometimes Johnny likes to fall asleep and marinate in his own sin sauce.

Joey shot his sin sauce all over the girl's nice hands.

by Nice Hands November 30, 2006

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Almond Sauce

When you shit in a bowl of peanut butter and mix it up.

God damn, was Jerry so stoned that he had to make almond sauce?

by TheRealSpenceMan January 7, 2019

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Boner Sauce

It’s the sweet sticky Elmer’s glue-like substance that comes out of your boner when it erupts like Mount Vesuvius. Unlike juice, sauce lasts awhile, mainly in the form of dried cum stains on your comforter after slapping the Ham to the sports illustrated swimsuit edition poster on your wall, or even as a night mask if you are able to apply to your still asleep girlfriend’s face as a sweet surprise to her when she wakes up with her face completely purified.

“What kind of dressing do you want on your house salad?”

“Do you have boner sauce?”

“Sir, we are not that kind of establishment. Please leave before I alert the authorities.”

by BIG TEEPEE 12345678 September 9, 2022

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