Potato Masher

First World War slang for an anti-tank grenade, because it looks like a potato masher.

A: do you have a potato masher?
B: this *gives anti-tank grenade to A*
A: WTF dude do you want to kill me?!
B: You were the one who said you needed a potato masher.

by anonymous February 22, 2024

potato

a fucking fat ass

you are a potato

by itsibitsispeeder September 10, 2023

Potato

A potato is a beautiful existance. POTATO POWER!

You: Hey, look. A potato! Potato: Im a beautiful existance.

by I()Cats December 31, 2022

potato floss

flossing your teeth with mashed potatoes, by squishing it through closed teeth.

'Eww, are you potato flossing?'

by echaao January 24, 2013

Potato

To be a cunt.

This Australian dude just called a potato.

Doesn’t that mean cunt?

That jazzy bastard.

by DiesOnB January 7, 2021

Potato head

Sucking cock with a mouth full of mashed potatoes.

She/he/it was so freaky she gave me Potato head

by Sindee Throatstar February 26, 2021

balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.

Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!

by DaveDH June 14, 2024