Blue haired bagel

A woman or man (typically southern) who’s redneck/backwood pretending to be classy. They like to be lazy in a way that inconveniences people and throw a Karen tantrum when it’s called out.

Be careful of the blue haired bagels at Publix, they like to back out slow so they don’t have to look in their mirrors and won’t be liable if they get hit.

by FloridaTerms December 27, 2024

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National short haired womens day

August 8th is the day celebrating the god given gift that is short haired women

Dude1: Man did you know that tomorrow is National short haired womens day?

Dude2: Hell yeah!

by blungoid June 17, 2023

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2c hair

A nightmare to have; inpossible to style, frizzes whatsoever you do, products will look too wet/oily and shapeless like a lion's mane or very disturbingly dry with curls looking like they are paper-thin and crusty.

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Person 1: Oh yeah, I have the dame struggles with my hair too. What hair type do you have? I have 3a.
Person 2: I have a mix of 2b-2c-3a that looks mostly like 2b and acts like the chaos after Pandora's Box has opened...
Person 1: Oof, RIP bestie... 2c hair is the worstt...

by yoongiemb June 25, 2021

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Bronze hair

To have bronze hair it really means that you’re naturally gonna be that bitch, you have that fall look effortlessly. You’re irresistible, you reciprocate head, you will never be below average on anything. Hit me up, for real.

Yo Ethan’s beard is looking bronze, huh? God I wish that were me.

Hey did you notice that she has bronze hair? You know what they say about that! 😏

by HairyUncut March 23, 2023

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