A law enacted by parties on the receiving end of a poorly told story. The law states that, until quality of story is improved, the accused must either start every story with "So I was balls deep in a retarded kid's asshole..." or end it with "...penis" thus making an otherwise worthless story interesting in some degree.
by JustDon'tLook June 18, 2014
Get the Reverend's Lawmug. When a woman give a fellatio to a man after consuming potential barf material and end up puking on the man’s shaft
by Canadiah December 12, 2019
Get the Murphy’s lawmug. The spouse of one's great-grandchild.
My great-grandchild-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
Get the great-grandchild-in-lawmug. steppibling-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
Get the steppibling-in-lawmug. Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.
Infinitely accurate time.
So time could be e^3 days, etc.
Infinitely accurate time.
So time could be e^3 days, etc.
Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
Get the Jake Piper's second lawmug. by #kobehatepage May 20, 2024
Get the amauriona’s Lawmug. 
Get the step-co-nibling-in-lawmug.