Joe Swanson Syndrome

Occurs when someone goes further than skipping leg day, but completely neglects them. The result is an individual who has scrawny legs and a masculine upper body.

Athlete 1: Man dude, I just benched 405!
Athlete 2: What's your squat?
Athlete 1: Squat? 135.
Bystander 1: Man, that guy has some serious Joe Swanson Syndrome.

by SwegWrestlur May 31, 2016

Fuck joe biden

Fuck joe Biden aka raciest pro segregation president candidate

“Man fuck joe Biden, pussy ass raciest “

by Dasddyyd December 2, 2020

Sloppy Joe Buns

Little bit of poop stuck in the butt crack. You know when it's there, itchy and uncomfortable.

That man has horrible Sloppy Joe Buns.
I had SJB for hours today.

by Sexytime4you June 2, 2016

Goddammit Joe Keteles

A phrase said when emotional music plays on a radio or in a movie. This phrase may also be used to refer to a guy/girl making foolish decisions when it comes to their love life.

Goddammit Joe Keteles, stop making out with Emily. Goddammit Joe Keteles, Tonight by FM Static is on the radio again!!!

by Datishat June 7, 2019

Joe many liberals

The number of liberals it takes to screw on a log by bulb and subsequently ??? there're gender™

A: Joe many liberals dose it take to djejdjehrecdhdejeeeeee ,,,,,,i am havingfg a stronk;;;;
B: mm yes yes, I agree. It is quite difficult to argue with your hypothesis.

by Samueliscool223 January 18, 2022

sideways sloppy joe

Noun. 1.vagina.

Stephen likes to eat Heather's sideways sloppy joe.

by stephen ramey May 15, 2004

Fuck Joe Biden

Something a bunch of freedom-loving patriots screamed during the Daytona 500. NBC or some other cock-sucking outlet tried to cover it with: "Lets Go Brandon." Hence the meme was born

Fuck joe Biden
Fuck Joe Biden.

by IBeatKids October 18, 2021