jesus (BUNNINGS)

This is any worker at Bunnings warehouse that knows what the fuck he's doing and is a sickunt for helping you when you try to find out the 3 ials that have 15 different types of tech screws

Jesus (Bunnings) thank you for leading me to the techscrews in ial 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

P2: no worries woka thatil be $5:98

by coop-meme March 25, 2021

sonia jesus

Someone that has a secret crush on a milf that he knows. Doesn’t have the guts too say it to here, but if Jesus had the chance he would have smashed that ass of Sonia when that leotard at the club was looking delicious that night.

Sonia jesus Marcos best friend really wants to express his fleeing with you

by Soniajesuslove July 9, 2022

Jesus

A popular pornstar, know for his world class blowjobs.

"Jesus can give a mean blowjob. He blew that man's dick right off with the power of god".

by AWildBro December 1, 2021

Jesus

The type of guy to steel your girl if he likes her. This mf really goes from being open and all out in shit to being quiet, always wearing a hoodie and looks fucking depressed. But dont worry about him stealing her. He's a nice guy.

Oh shit hide yo biches Jesus is coming

by Big daddy11478 November 22, 2021

Jesus Himself

Danny DeVito and Phil Swift

Wow I love Danny DeVito, hes jesus himself

Do is Phil Swift

by PLCCLCringeChild October 15, 2018

Deviled Jesus

It's kind of like a deviled crab, but it's a Jesus with crab claws. You can also spell out the name of Jesus on a plate of deviled eggs for a similar comparison.

"This is the Church of Satanic Jesus. Let me hear it for Deviled Jesus! Can I get a BOOM SHAKALAKA?"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 5, 2023

Jesus Hernandez C

literally so h0t just ask me out already

hint - my zodiac starts with a a

“hey Jesus Hernandez C ur annoying”

by urfavhater November 22, 2021