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birth control pants

These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.
Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”

Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”
by Bushbrotherbrady June 9, 2021
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Pant

weird pieces of cloth you wear over your legs to restrain your manhood.
Greg doesn't like his manhood so he wears super skinny Pants
by ButterPasser420 June 10, 2014
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Pants your crush day

October 10th is day where you have consent to pull down your crushes pants.
Guy 1 :I just pantsed my crush
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: because it’s national pants your crush day
by CatDog09 September 7, 2021
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pants tightening

James : Why are you walking like that bro?

Eric : My pants are feeling a bit tight right

now..

James : Ewww! TMI!

ex 2

He looked a bit red as he felt his pants tightening.
by trancyxx April 12, 2023
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caught with his pants down

To be caught in an embarrassing or compromising situation
"The cook was macking on the female server, and he was caught with his pants down."

"The prosecutor practiced extra hard on her closing statement, because she didn't want to get caught with her pants down."

"The team put in extra time at practice, because they didn't want to get caught with their pants down during the game."
by Morgan Williams July 6, 2022
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Susan, get my pants

"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.
Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"

Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
by DeinocheirusGaming August 30, 2024
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Pants

What god invented to assure us that yes, he truly hates us.
Guy:Dude, fuck pants.

God: No, FUCK YOU.
by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007
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