by Pp good May 14, 2023
Get the dominic simpmug. 
A literal retard thinking hes gonna get all the girls if he does whatever they ask. They can also do things out of nowhere to help them out, like you fighting a girl in a game, and someone coming out of no where to help them.
'Hes such a simp.'
by IPrince May 15, 2021
Get the Simpmug. Someone who puts themselves in a position to defend or support women in any way possible. This person will become very close with the women but will
end up never getting the pussy. This is usually attributed to someone named Carson.
end up never getting the pussy. This is usually attributed to someone named Carson.
Dude 1: Jesus man, Carson is being such a simp lately.
Dude 2: I know, it’s that bitch he’s been hanging around. She is changing him for the worse.
Dude 2: I know, it’s that bitch he’s been hanging around. She is changing him for the worse.
by dickmaster35 March 2, 2020
Get the Simpmug. When you act like a simp to a friend to be sure that friend will be loyal to you and trust you. The more you friend-simp, the more that friend will trust you. It's used more when you are not used to have many friends or actually don't have any, or when you want to make that friendship to last more, in the first case you won't be able to stop friend-simp because you mostly will feel scared to lose your friendship, not even for a minute.
Friend-Simp (friend-simping): "Hey, (thinking about how he did well on the basketball game yesterday) hows going with your girl? Everything alright?"
Friend: "We had a fight yesterday because of her choice to change school next year, (the friend-simp gets annoyed but still listens to him) she told me some bad things and i feel bad rn"
Friend-simp: "Do you wanna get sum mc myb? To make you change ideas, i offer"
Friend: "Wow, thnx man, i'd appreciate a lot. lets go then"
Friend: "We had a fight yesterday because of her choice to change school next year, (the friend-simp gets annoyed but still listens to him) she told me some bad things and i feel bad rn"
Friend-simp: "Do you wanna get sum mc myb? To make you change ideas, i offer"
Friend: "Wow, thnx man, i'd appreciate a lot. lets go then"
by Sprendly1516 October 14, 2020
Get the Friend-Simpingmug. by Simpy eagle July 30, 2020
Get the Simpmug. "Today I helped Elliot get this girl he was after."
"You mean that simp? So you're basically his Assistant Simp?"
"You mean that simp? So you're basically his Assistant Simp?"
by Sh0rtkakke March 25, 2020
Get the Assistant Simpmug.