out of pocket

to be unreachable. m.i.a.

"i can't get a hold of him. I guess he's out of pocket "

by Notorious B.R.O. May 30, 2022

montana ice pocket

a "Montana ice pocket" is when you stick 5 ice cubes in each hole of a woman (except nose and ears)

guy 1: "dude last night i did a Montana ice pocket to that hoe"
guy 2: "what the actual fuck, we aren't friends anymore"

by a wise monke May 31, 2022

Pockets Guacamole

As mentioned in the song Argue by TonyP
To have alot of money in your pockets

Aye Tony P what’s good!
Tony P : Pockets guacamole

by Anonymous1226363637 March 7, 2022

Pocket

A tool attached to every male set of jeans. Mainly used for straightening/scratching your dick or balls. Does not come with clothing attributed to women.

"Look he's got his hands in his pockets!"

"Look at him, he probably is doing something secret."

by doc_420 March 8, 2022

in someone's pocket

To have one's hand thrust in someone else's pocket in a sexual manner.

Chris was playing pocket pool in someone's pocket.

by big alwo March 14, 2022

Pocket Encyclopedia

NOUN: modern usage - Smartphone

Used by 'The Older People' to convince themselves that the information technological revolution and its most powerful hand-axe (the smartphone) has not opened the door to the apocalypse.

A: "What's the capital of Chad?"

B: "Well if you bear with me, I will just consult my POCKET ENCYCLOPEDIA and give you the answer shortly... (1 minute of strange silence is incurred during the process)... and there we have it! The answer is N'Djamena. Now who's Billy big bollocks?"

by Tony du Angletere March 14, 2022

Pocket pal

A tactile stress relieving fidget toy specifically designed to help you find your smile hand made out of glass.

If I ever need a quick smile or some stress relief I know I can always count on my Pocket Pal to provide.

by Sir W. Played. March 25, 2022