No milk and no surprises

A bowl of cereal of cereal where instead of using milk, you use beer. Typically consumed by Radiohead listeners.

Bro let me down so I made him do No milk and no surprises

by Incel69 June 19, 2022

Going for milk

A term to humorously describe the action of a father abandoning their family at home. The term comes from the trope of fathers stating that they are going to the grocery store to get milk or a pack of cigarettes.

David: SHUT YOUR TRAP DIDDYBLUD, NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT!
Eric: Didn't your dad say he was going for milk?

by Diddypackgodblud November 6, 2025

Milk

A liquid that cows produce or a woman

Cow:Dang this milk so fresh!
Milker: just dang clean it

Baby: Mommy ur milk good
Mom: yeah cuz i made it

by Teeny Tiny Bri October 29, 2019

milking the tree

Another name for handjobs named after the African milk tree

“Did you get lucky?”
“No but she was milking the tree!”

by Beaniebeanbeanbeab October 1, 2020

Milk Fic

The fanfic was first published in February 2011 on swirlshakeitup's Livejournal. Infamous in 2011 - 2014, it was Brendon giving Ryan a milk enema. It eventually started to be picked up by other fandoms and used as copypastas just replacing their names (most popular being Smosh, Dan & Phil, MCR etc.) Because of numerous instances of the fic being copied, the author took the original down in December 2012.

"I just realized it's been 12 years since the milk fic came out."

"WHY would you remind me of that?"

by aariana November 26, 2023

Russian Milk Maid

A cocktail of vodka, buttermilk and a dash of pepper.

We bought this buttermilk and used 1/2 cup for a recipe. We can use the rest to make Russian Milk Maids.

by Autofive July 25, 2025

Milk Duds

Female breasts similar to soft-balls in size and shape, typically indicating a large silicone breast implant. The breast's are generally unatural in appearance, unable to produce milk in the instance of pregnancy, but remain tasty and delectable.

Her breasts were so small that her implants caused a bulbous tumor-like look and feel creating what some might call Milk Duds.

by Kyle.with.an.okay? January 3, 2023